Poetry + Comedy = Satisfaction

A proprietor of positive vibes, morally against negativity, and always expanding my consciousness. Once poetry found me, it sank its eloquent teeth in my throat and injected its verbal venom.

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The Wine Cuntoisseur

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Prison Follies

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The BLT Massacre

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Fat and Skinny

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Cummin' Money

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Flatulent Ben

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Bart's Girlfriend

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DMT

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My Tiny Apartment

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Dudley the Wretched Beast

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How to Use a Dildo

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Barry the Fairy

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At the Hairdresser

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Sammy Sugardick and His Toffee Flavored Testicles

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If I Were a Vagina

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